I don't know who wrote this stuff but it sounds a bit like Shakespeare and Hitchcock all at once. At least the description of this tie is on the money.
Greenland Studios, Dept 10, 5858 Forbes St. Pittsburgh 17, Pa.
Below are three previous posts – the world’s largest neckties crafted to promote the necktie capital of the world, Croatia, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy, however these are really giant neckties not meant for a man to wear unlike the tie illustrated above. Actually I'm sure that anyone would consider the "Bib Tie" seriously meant to be worn by a man, save the extremely creative and very strange people at Unusual Gifts of Pittsburgh Pa.