Lord Darth Vader Wearing a Conservative Rep Striped Tie

Sith Lord Darth Vader Wearing a Conservative Rep Striped Necktie and a Lady Friend
Photo Shop image by Jeffrey Hunter

Star Wars - seriously, no fooling around, no mistakes or else!

Lord Vader takes his wardrobe quite seriously. Make no mistake about that. What else would you expect from a Sith Lord, anything less than a threatening red striped conservative tie would not suffice. Darth Vader is in command of the entire Imperial Forces throughout the Galaxy. His stature alone personifies absolute respect from the Storm Troopers, and the Imperial Generals the like; along with the dark side of the Force that he has embraced he is absolutely formidable. A necktie of less character would suggest a weakness. For instance, Vader could never wear a Disney Mickey Mouse tie or a Looney Tunes Taz necktie either. Nor could he adorn a music theme necktie, fine art tie, gambling tie or sports novelty tie. When it comes to style he is regimented precisely to be one thing and one thing only – not fun, not half way serious but 100% dead on ruthless.


A red rep striped tie is surely fitting as it matches his light saber and if there is one thing Vader does not want to do, it is to not accessorize correctly. A red tie symbolizes strength and fortitude, an exact way to be threatening. Being taken for a fool is no easy emotion for Sith Lord. Making ill remarks about the Force easily angers him to the point of being hostile and homicidal. Vader has no patience for insubordination or failure so when he dresses, his wardrobe is quite precise. He has the black armor that he religiously wears day in and day out along with his black helmet and his cloak. Just like Fidel Castro, he takes his role very seriously. There is an entire Galaxy to command and the rebels are quite clever at hiding. Throughout the Empire as far away as the Outer Rim what remains of the Jedi must not become embolden. For Vader there is only one thing that matters finishing the task of destroying any hope by eliminating every last Jedi and the pesky rebel alliance.


The Emperor, Vader's master - is rather extremely demanding regarding the responsibilities of being a Sith Lord - keeps a keen sense of matters at hand not to lose perspective or cause.  The momentum and schedule of the campaign can never be over looked or disregarded.  A long sought after revenge is at hand and there is little time to waste.  It is a war and war is hell so Vader gives no quarter, there is no mercy for those who fail him.  His demeanor is without fault. However, the photo above suggests that Vader does take some pleasures from the other half of the species. Certainly, the necktie affords him a bit of distinction, and style that the lady just cannot resist.  Women, even in Galaxies far, far away,  just love men wearing neckties to death. It’s that added polished look that makes him debonair and irresistible. It is one thing to be tall, dark, and handsome ( he is wearing a uniform ), but it is quite another thing to be wearing neckties. He won’t have to bother being persuasive by resorting to his use of the Dark Side of the Force, his rep striped tie will easily win him over, and the lady will become quite affectionate and manageable. At least until she gets the urge to go shopping, and then Vader better have a few credit cards or a grip of cash, because conservative ties nor the Force – Dark Side or not - are no match for a women’s need to shop.